Richard Melville Hall, or Moby as he is better known to two generations (or maybe three) of electronic dance music (EDM) lovers is attempting the impossible this Christmas.

A practicing vegan and straight edge (no booze or other fun stuff) Moby has decided to make yet another moral statement with this latest endeavor. You got it folks, Moby is pushing Green Adventure Travel and he’s not looking back.

Moby will christen his new Ultralight Aircraft, “The GO Teany,” on December 24th and set off on his epic journey Christmas morning leaving from Santa Monica’s municipal airport (you know, the one where the Barneys’ warehouse sale is).

When asked about Moby’s historic attempt, his musical colleagues seemed a bit baffled about the entire idea.

“What zee fuuuk maaan, he is how you say… Cat shit crazy,” Said Xavier de Rosnay of Justice. “First he do the tea shop and now this. When will he stop just enjoooy heez life, no?”

“The guy is a lunatic,” said Pete Tong, “If the idea were a song it would sound a lot like Skrillex!”

“I resent that Mr. Tong, who are you again?” Said Sonny Moore aka Skrillex.

The rest of this article can be read at EDMGreenAdventureTraveler.com’s feature article, which doesn’t exist, because this is all bullshit.

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David Ireland is a professional strategist, creative, and marketer. He began his career in 1995 as creator and publisher of BPM Magazine. In August 2000, BPM Magazine merged with djmixed.com LLC, an online media company based in Los Angeles, which later evolved into the Overamerica Media Group [OMG] in 2003. In 2009, Ireland left Overamerica Media Group to serve as the VP of Marketing at Diesel. In 2011, he returned to his roots in media and cofounded the online electronic music publication Magnetic Magazine and created The Magnetic Agency Group. In June 2018, Ireland joined Winter Music Conference (now owned by Ultra Music Festival) as the Director to lead the reboot for 2019 and usher in a new era for the iconic brand. He served as Chief Marketing Officer at Victrola for three years, guiding product innovation and brand growth. He currently serves on the advisory board of Audiopool, a new music tech startup focused on AI-generated music licensing and artist revenue models.